"URGENT MESSAGE FOR THE COMMANDER OF THE ALPHA-1 ATTACK FORCE"
"Message from the PRESIDENT of the United Nations"
"At 0400 hours an alien craft landed in the Australian outback and has started omitting deathrays killing off all the plant life on the planet Earth!! If this keeps up the Earth will be devoid of ALL plant life within 48 hours. REQUEST: PLEASE ... PLEASE ... send in the Alpha-1 craft to destroy the alien craft.
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