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Ok Dan, do your victory lap. I'll set up the next round.
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Round 4 of 15:

Mastermind: Captain Infomercial
Nemesis: Sir Ebenezer Gor

Minions: Niles, Gregor Von Electrobomb, Spix
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"An us oo earn ot oo uneresima e ower o ERGEN ADERORIA!"

"Ha ha ha ha! Yes! I'm sure they HAVE learned not to underestimate the power of SERGEANT ADVERTORIAL! But in case they need reminding every morning in the bathroom mirror, it's SERGEANT ADVERTORIAL'S MANDATORY FAMILY FUN-HOUR souvenir nose-hair trimmers all round!!!"
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SCHEME-ME-DO! 1d12 = (7) = 7

One MILLION dollars. OK then.
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residue wrote:

And Vlad, not that it really matters, but since it's in the admittedly-poorly-written rules: the minions are supposed to put down their vote without knowing who the others are voting for. In a RL setting you'd have for example two different chits, pick one and then everyone reveals at the same time.
I know. I have been supporting only the nemesis players so far, without caring for what the others chose. My response to John was more of a tongue in cheek comment than anything else. Sadly, 'tis the way of the internets that your point may not get across in the intended way.
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Vladimir17 wrote:
residue wrote:

And Vlad, not that it really matters, but since it's in the admittedly-poorly-written rules: the minions are supposed to put down their vote without knowing who the others are voting for. In a RL setting you'd have for example two different chits, pick one and then everyone reveals at the same time.
I know. I have been supporting only the nemesis players so far, without caring for what the others chose. My response to John was more of a tongue in cheek comment than anything else. Sadly, 'tis the way of the internets that your point may not get across in the intended way.
Oops. Mea culpa
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Niles idly taps his fingers on his knee whilst browsing thought the latest number of Would-Be Villains.
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Sorry. My wife's on a course this week so I'm on my own with Hurricane Alex and consequentially my brain's stopped working. I'll try and get this posted this afternoon.
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Sorry. My wife's on a course this week so I'm on my own with Hurricane Alex and consequentially my brain's stopped working. I'll try and get this posted this afternoon.
As an also-single-parent this week... my sympathies.

I was looking for a suitable clip from Platoon but there's no time, there's just not any time...



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Sorry sorry sorry sorry. I'm on it.
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Rodafowa wrote:
Sorry sorry sorry sorry. I'm on it.
It was only because I was talking about this rpg yesterday after a session that I remembered myself.
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"Hi! I'm CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! And I'm here today to talk to you about talking to you loudly and incessantly until you're ready to pay CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! just to shut up and go away! You too can have CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! not relentlessly spouting a string of meaningless buzzwords and faux-meaningful phrases in a mind-meltingly peppy voice at the LOW, LOW PRICE of just ONE MILLION DOLLARS! That's RIGHT! Just ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

But wait, there's more!

We're so sure that you're going to love not having CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL spewing a hackneyed sales pitch at you in a weird mid-Atlantic accent that we're offering a FULL, MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE if you're not 100% satisfied with your life post-being gibbered at by a loud, irritatingly cheerful pitchman! This means that in order for this scheme to work it needs to be directed at someone who can afford ONE MILLION DOLLARS! but who is also 100% satisfied with their life! So! You have been PERSONALLY SELECTED by CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! to help CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! get into George Clooney's house.

CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL! not talking at you until your ears bleed! Hurry hurry hurry! Get it today while stocks last!
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Sir Ebenezer Gor, after listening to Captain Infomercial's plans, decides to stop them. He immediately moves to his computer and goes to the Minionbook website. There he starts a campaign against Captain Infomercial with the following post:

"Minions of the world, unite! The vile Captain Infomercial tries to start his pathetic agenda in order to gain the world domination and we (and by "we" I mean "you") have to stop it. I plan to do a worldwide performance tour for anyone who doesn't help this insidious monster to achieve its goal and helps me instead! Yes, I want to perform a harpsichord concert for you all who helps me, because who doesn't want a nice piece of a classical music? Of course, the concert will be free for all members of the Minionbook community.

And that's not all. Every single one of you who attends to my concert instead of helping my nemesis, Captain Infomercial, will recieve a very special gift - a purse full of false ancient coins!"
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Oh balls, forgot I was meant to offer something.

"But wait! That's not all! Assist CAPTAIN INFORMERCIAL! in his cunning machinations and we'll throw in this FREE map of the Houses Of The Stars!"
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Niles studies his neatly trimmed nostrils and gives himself the wink and the gun. So handsome.

Another person of some handsomeness is that George Clooney fellow. Too handsome. Those eyebrows. That cheek. Intimidating. Too much for Niles to handle. A harpsichord concert on the other hand....?

He logs on to Minionbook and types up his reply. "I've got your back Sir Ebenezer. I'll be able to calculate (with my nifty calculator) the exact and minuscule oxygen needs for everyone attending the concert, so as to better we can cram in as many living and near-living entities in whatever venue you choose. Rock the harp man! Rock the harp."
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Spix finds himself undecided. Helping rid the world of CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL'S inane ramblings or inflicting upon the world the trauma of several hours of harpsichord music? Flapping around the room in a quandary he eventually decides he might have to flip a coin to decide but then realises that he doesn't have any coins of his own. The deal settled he decides to support Sir Ebenezer so at least he will be able to flip a coin the next time he faces such a dilemma.

He drops the following note off courier-parrot style to the Gor residence. "You have my support. STOP. Will use Library Card to recruit concert goers. STOP. Library full of same old, boring people that haven't learnt that books and music are now all online. STOP. Thanks for offer of coins. STOP. Looking forward to doing some tossing. STOP. AAAAARRRKKK! STOP."
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Tonight's the night, harpsichord music, pretty minion ladies, a freshly shaved back due to his new nose hair trimmers. He sets out for the evening full of yet to be crushed hope...


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Fools. FOOLS!!! 4dF = ( -1 -1 +0 +0) = -2
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A pretty clear victory for Vlad. I'll set up the next round. Take your victory lap mate.
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Round 5 of 15:

Mastermind: Sir Ebenezer Gor
Nemesis: Professor Chromosome

Minions: Gregor Von Electrobomb, Spix, SECOND LIEUTENANT SHOPPINGCHANNEL
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After his successful concert, Sir Ebenezer Gor gathers all the participating minions and says:

"Minions, gentlemen, friends. We have successfully *COUGH* *COUGH* foiled CAPTAIN INFOMERCIAL's vile plans. Here, take these purses full of false ancient coins. You've earned *COUGH* them."
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Da big plan 1d11 = (8) = 8

Sir Ebenezer Gor mutters to himself:
"The time has finally come. I'm *COUGH* about to organise and actually finish a worldwide performance tour of Terrance and Phillip and subjugate *COUGH* the world through the farts. Heh, heh."

Then he immediately pays for an ad in the world's most famous magazine Minion Today, where he will advertise his master plan.

"Minions, your various expertises are called for once again! I plan to do something grandiose and I need your help! I intend to organise and actually finish a worldwide performance tour of Terrance and Phillip and I need extra protection from those who would like to foil my plans. I myself will be protecting the tour with you to be sure that nothing wrong happens. My famous battle steed Helga the hippo and my comedy Viking helmet will protect the actors.

Each of you who will help will get his own reward, of course. What is it? A very special gift - a lifelong subscription to one pornsite of your choosing, completely free!"
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