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Adrian Zettlemoyer
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*Eric the Evil's phone rings*

"Go For Evil."
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"But..."
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"Yes, but..."
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"I did the dishes yesterday..."
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"But, mom, I... My mastermind class is today... yes, I took it from your nightstand... but, I need it... "
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"Fine... I said fine... Ok, fine... Yes, love you too...Bye."

*looks around the room*

"So, fellow masterminds, shall we be done with this meeting in a timely fashion? I need to get the staff of orgasm home... I mean, I need to see to my lair, for I thirst for conquest!"
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Cheers to Erich for poking me, I hadn't seen this. I've got a busy day today, I will post to this mayhem in a few hours upon my return!
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Kneel before Caligula von Asshammer, most evil overlord from planet evil and driver of a mighty Hovertank.

Seating order: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 = (5) + (3) + (4) = 12
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He's a vampire by the way and he's considering cybernetic implants to boost his evil.
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Ok. The work internet is being a pain in the rear and my wonderfully written post was wiped out.

We now have our six villains. Turn order is as follows:

Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador)
Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm)
Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank)
Steven - Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope)
Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire)
Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Thumb Disintegrator)

Now, we must all help make our fellow masterminds more interesting and fill out their qualities. That's right. You get to choose qualities for your opponents. They can be as silly or straight as you wish, as it will be up to the player to figure out how they might be able to use them during the game.

Adrian - Bag of Weasels
Alan - Cybernetic Codpiece
Steven - Bicorne of Extra Height
Mike - Telescopic Tophat
Dean - Stethescope of Infinite Coldness

Once everyone has posted qualities for the others, we'll set up our minions.
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Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador)
The Good Doctor should have... The Rube Goldberg Device!

Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm)
After spending so much time cruising the internet for porn, surely Eric the Evil is a High Tech Computer Super Genius!

Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank)
Certainly Baron von Asshammer would have a Lifetime Membership to Ninjas On Demand!

Steven - Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope)
Mr. Snodgrass keeps it locked up in his basement lair, so few know about it. The Colossal Vorpal Juice Master!

Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Thumb Disintegrator)
Doctor Damnation needs him some Anti-Gravity Boots!
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Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador, The Rube Goldberg Device!)

The doctor is the not very proud owner of: The Brown Underpants of Shame

Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm, Bag of Weasels, High Tech Computer Super Genius!)

Eric is so evil he has a: drawer full of straight bananas

Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire, Telescopic Top Hat)

The Master lords it over: A Dungeon crammed with Shit-Smeared Gimps

Steven - Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope, Bicorne of Extra Height, The Colossal Vorpal Juice Master!)

Napoleon is so posh he has: A child's head impaled on a dildo

Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Tongue/Thumb Disintegrator, Stethoscope of Infinite Coldness, Anti-Gravity Boots!)

Doctor Damnation has: A Party Pool of Hairy, Naked Midgets
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Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador)
Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm)
Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank)
Steven
- Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope)
Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire)
Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Thumb Disintegrator)
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Adrian - Bag of Weasels
Alan - Cybernetic Codpiece
Steven - Bicorne of Extra Height
Mike - Telescopic Tophat
Dean - Stethescope of Infinite Coldness
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Um, Napoleon here, what exactly is a Bicorne? If it's what I think it is, then I'm gonna borrow it to use it with the telescopic tophat placed ontop of the cybernetic codpiece...giving me EXTRA Height (if ya know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean...Arrooogggaaahhh...and then go to town with the bag of weasels!

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Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador) has a Paper Clip of Doooom!!

Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm) 12oz bottle of Lubrication of ever slickiness

Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank) Chinese paper thumb locks of Treachery!

Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire) Happy Meal of destruction with Cherry pie of explosion!

Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Thumb Disintegrator) Puffy toilet seat of ever warmnesses


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*Eric the evil rummages around in his back pack and hands out gifts*

Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador)
- A strobe light that also plays Katy Perry's greatest hits

Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank)
- A fabulous sense of fashion

Steven - Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope)
- An inflatable hammer that says "Stud" on the side in Comic Sans

Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire)
- A first edition copy of Moby Dick, the one with all the swear words

Dean - Doctor Damnation (Global Thumb Disintegrator
- A coin-operated ukulele
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*Eric the evil rummages around in his back pack and hands out gifts*

Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire)
- A first edition copy of Moby Dick, the one with all the swear words

Master Percy squeals with glee.

*flip flip flip*

"Arse!"
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Erich - Doctor Hairin Ayes (The Perfect Pompador)
: A past-expiry barrel full of Space Monkeys.

Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm)
: A deadly attack kitten.

Alan - Caligula von Asshammer (Hovertank)
: A Ring of Visibility.

Steven - Napoleon Snodgrass the Vth (Atomik Soap on a Rope)
: A truly outstanding evil laugh.

Mike - Master Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, Eton (Pea Shooter of Empire)
: A monocle of sneering disdain.
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GreenDude wrote:


Adrian - Eric the Evil (Staff of Orgasm)
: A deadly attack kitten.

Eric pets Mr. Giggles... "who's the good attack kitty. .. who's tge good attack kitty. .. you are. Yes you."

Mr. Giggles sinks his claws into Eric's hand then runs into the corner and cleans itself while looking at the room of would be masterminds with complete disdain.

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Ill get a Geeklist up later today and post my character for you all to follow suit. You'll need to have access to your character during the game, so best for you to put up your own entry at first.

However, a little sidetracked at the moment by work, but will take care of it by tonight.
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Caligula von Asshammer is instructing his minions to steal that delightful Katy Perry strobe light.
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Who Will Rule the World? - Characters

Head here to put your masterminds up for viewing. Just copy all the qualities for your mastermind and we'll get our minions tomorrow.
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OK. We've only got a single person left to put their character up, so let's make a Henchman... ok?

Each person creates a Henchman by give them a name and making up a single tool for their Official Henchman Toolbelt. As before, the tool can be whatever you wish it to be, but only as a description. Never Ending Lasso, Bag of Rabid Weasels, Orgasm Nulification Device; whatever you wish it to be.

Once you create your Henchman here, add a comment to your Mastermind entry and place your henchman in formation there. I'll go first to show what to do.

Emile Leopold Jones

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Portable Tesla Coil
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Harry "I'll sort it Guvnor" the Kneecap Crusher

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Puffy toilet seat of ever warmnesses
Stethoscope of Infinite Coldness
Anti-Gravity Boots
A Party Pool of Hairy, Naked Midgets

The physicist in me sees a lot of potential in these items, Dean.

The first two could be used to power a heat engine indefinitely, and the second two could somehow be rigged up into a perpetual motion machine...of *shudder* unspeakable evil.



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MonsterMike wrote:
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Puffy toilet seat of ever warmnesses
Stethoscope of Infinite Coldness
Anti-Gravity Boots
A Party Pool of Hairy, Naked Midgets

The physicist in me sees a lot of potential in these items, Dean.

The first two could be used to power a heat engine indefinitely, and the second two could somehow be rigged up into a perpetual motion machine...of *shudder* unspeakable evil.



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Puffy toilet seat of ever warmnesses
Stethoscope of Infinite Coldness
Anti-Gravity Boots
A Party Pool of Hairy, Naked Midgets

The physicist in me sees a lot of potential in these items, Dean.

The first two could be used to power a heat engine indefinitely, and the second two could somehow be rigged up into a perpetual motion machine...of *shudder* unspeakable evil.



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Other than a couple of Henchmen not showing up on the character record (Napoleon, Eric), I think we're ready to determine our schemes.

Write three ideas, with a little detail as possible, as schemes you wish to submit to the Scheme Pool. These can be single words (probably best) to three or four words if needed.

So, for mine...

Fluffy Kittens
Baby Pandas
Hurricane
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