You are a troll: an under-the-bridge, ugly-as-sin, billy-goats-gruff troll.
Fortunately, you chose a bridge with a good wifi connection.
Playful invective and moral force are combined to convincing effect.
I particularly admire the way in which a beautifully-judged three-act structure communicates the breadth and depth of the game’s theme. This is delivered with clarity and emotional impact. - Abstract Machine