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Start yelling out the experimental gear you want and let's see how busted it is.
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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This:
I don't know what the hell it does, but I've always wanted one.
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Definitely an unfinished portal to another dimension.
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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A device that converts Oxygen into Latte.
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Dave Wilson
United States
Pleasanton
California
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OK, I'm not entirely sure if those were elaborations on the picture, or separate requests, or just having fun, but if it's a specific request, it needs a skill roll. All of those would be Technology rolls. So, go right ahead. If we're just having fun, then it's time for the initial interviews. (It can be hard to tell the difference in the online format; sorry if I'm being dense.)
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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I as playing, actually. I posted that because I found my copy of Toybox in an old box. Besides that something only a Virtual Adept would want. Give me an old-fashioned etherscope.
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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So, Mr. Giraldi - can I call you Mister, or do you prefer 'the amazing'?
Why do you want to work here?
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Dave Wilson
United States
Pleasanton
California
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D'oh! Never mind. Carry on, folks.
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"Signor or 'The Great' Giraldi, if you please. As you are probably aware, I am an expert in psychic phenomena and a dabbler in the uncanny. Allow me to demonstrate -- pick for me a number between one and four, the first number that comes into your head or calyx."
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Very well, I've chosen one.
Spoiler (mouseover to reveal): It's 6 - The Professor is trying to see just how 'psychic this guy is!
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"And what was your number?"
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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won't it spoil the trick if I tell you?
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"On the contrary, it makes it a great deal easier for us both."
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Hmmmm. Very well then, I like the cut of your Gib, Signor. I need a cheife administrative Assistant - how soon can you start?
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"Right away, but I will need between one and four days a month off to do the club circuit. But rest assured that my powers of numerical arithmancy extend to the book-keeping, ha ha."
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Ha! Alright then, if you can start right away, bring your chair around here and you can help me interview the next candidate, a miss...Rawle. Go and show her in, would you?
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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Spoiler (mouseover to reveal): Mister, actually...but...
Let's roll with that!
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"At once, Professor!"
He twirls his cape around impressively as he flings open the door to the waiting room.
"Come in, Miss Rawle. Can I get you something to drink?"
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Welcome, Miss Rawle, please have a seat.
Now, your resume lists quite an impressive array of experience. Tell me, have you encountered any supernatural phenomena before?
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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"Oh, you are kind, suge, but I'll pass." Polite and proper and 6'1", Prosper sits where she's directed.
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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"Why, absolutely not, but I've had more headaches caused by the all-too-natural. I figure this line of work'll be a change of pace."
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"And are you not afraid of the eerie happenings you will doubtless be privy to?"
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Well, that sounds promising. Are you handy? One of the vital parts of the role is to maintain our office and equipment.
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Mario Perez
United States
Worland
WY
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sbszine wrote: "And are you not afraid of the eerie happenings you will doubtless be privy to?"
Eerie? Oh suge, I was a kindergarten teacher.
Hida Mann wrote: Well, that sounds promising. Are you handy? One of the vital parts of the role is to maintain our office and equipment.
I've had my hands in all sorts of places, sir. Fix the fridge? Change the oil on your car? Butcher a hog? Field strip a gun? I'm your girl.
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Jaime Lawrence
Australia
Sydney
New South Wales
See Below.
Evil Bob: Lawful good since 2038!
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Well, outstanding attitude, calling me 'sir' and all, even though I'm a woman. Very impressive! You're hired.
Could you just poke your head out into the hall and find the last candidate? He's a student here, a Mister Ramaswami
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