XXXXtreme-o-PHILE

From the Back Cover of Issue 1:

Take your XXXXtreme STREET luge game to the next level
With the ONLY official magazine of

XXXXtreme STREET luge

Shock your friends and shred your enemies with dozens of new moves from your favorite sliders*! Real street lugers write about their extreme experiences*! Includes 11 all-new map tiles*! And a new picture of Vin Diesel!

"The only* magazine* I would recommend* for use with XXXXtreme STREET luge."

--Ben Lehman, initiator of the XSl phenomenon*

*back cover text is almost entirely made out of lies